So many opportunities

I spent the weekend at my parents place, and had lots of opportunities to tell them about my... well... situation, that I've already mentioned. Yet, I couldn't find the nerve to let the cat out of the bag. As many others in my shoes knows, this is a delicate situation.
To give you further clues as to what's "wrong":
No, I am not gay. I like women just as much as the next guy.
Ta ta, for now.